people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

people I call "dude."

  • male friends: dude
  • female friends: dude
  • cis friends: dude
  • queer friends: dude
  • trans* friends: dude
  • my parents: dude
  • my boss: dude
  • the president: mr. dude
  • the queen: your dudeness
  • the pope: holy dude


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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

You are not supposed to look beautiful. You are supposed to look like art and art is supposed to make you feel something.

marissamarchs (via marissamarchs)



A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

Exactly what I was thinking ^ he looks way slimmer after he ran down the hill

your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it

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